Your Meow is a Lie

Your meow is a lie2

My girlfriend said this the other day to the cat and I just liked the phrase. Of course, I immediately registered the domain name YourMeowIsALie.com. Not totally sure what I want to do with it, but I’ve been looking for a home for a list I’ve been compiling. Basically, it’s the smartass thoughts that come into my head when I see something. So here goes nothing…

“Pick a lane!”

“Let’s see how slow we can go through this intersection…”

“Maybe you’ll grow into it, but right now it looks like hell.”

“You should not be eating anything in this place. Turn around.”

“You think you look good, but you’d be alone in that opinion.”